It is, and it's not fair when I pick out a very cute boy's entire wardrobe and then I get to see him wear it around, but he has a girlfriend. A girlfriend! I'm furious.

[ Furiously eating his pancakes, maybe. His knees knock with Billy's finding a place under the table to rest. ]

I'm not omnipresent or omniscient! I wish people would say if they're off the market instead of letting me make a fool of myself.