No, he has some terribly perfect girlfriend called ... I don't remember what she's called, I routinely purge her name from my memory, but it's something forgettable in any case. Lottie. Laura. She isn't even here so technically she doesn't exist and it wouldn't be cheating!

[ His legs behave when Billy captures them. Loki chins a hand as he eats, stuffing his face as he pouts. ]

Anyway, he's also into David, who is into Josh, but David is into me and I was into David until we went on a date and he ruined it. And when he insulted me in my own apartment later on.