I know. [ he taps the toe of his shoe lightly against loki's thigh. ] But you're not one, and everyone knows that.

[ a week ago, he wouldn't have expected he'd be here, in another reality, discussing loki's love life, but life has a way of surprising you, doesn't it? ]

.. And from what I've gathered, he's a little bit of a himbo. [ indicating a small space between his thumb and index finger. ]