I don't need any naked elves. [ he reaches for the other straw, taking a second sip of the mead, then plucking one of the umbrellas out, pushing it into his curls instead. ]

I have.. an excellent, big.. beautiful husband, with these-- these hands-- [ god, he loves teddy's hands. he loves teddy's smile. he loves his eyes and the way he says his name and that he can just pick billy up with no effort. and he loves their sex life, god, it's incredible. ]

And you, I have you, and that's-- that's just-- how?