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Kon-El | Conner Kent ([personal profile] lowercase_el) wrote in [community profile] metamemes 2022-04-16 04:14 am (UTC)

Re: Superboy / Kon-El | DC Comics

Exsqueeze me? First of all, my sense of fashion is impeccable, and not at all dictated by the fact I had to put most of this costume together in another dimension.

[He's been too lazy to update it and hasn't gone back to the super t-shirt in part because of Match running around causing trouble waring it, and partly because it's comfortable to go around in your jimjams.]

Secondly, how's this symbol retro? Big Blue's sporting one just like it as we speak.

Thirdly, you're not Batman. [He effects a really good Batman impression, definitely recognizable to Terry.] Batman talks like this and never smiles ever.

[He drops the impression.]

Plus, between Bats' ears [He holds his hands up to his head and points both index fingers upward, then points to the design on Terry's chest] and the Nightwing vibe, you look like a dollar store knockoff action figure that merges two other real toys.

[Batwing. Nightman.]

You're a Teenage Mutant Power Ranger.

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