Idunn doesn't pass out her crop lightly and do I look like an apple guy to you? Don't answer that, you saw me in horns and now have a bias.

[ Loki tilts his chin up as he basks in the sunshine, plus half a shadow of a somewhat short could-be hero. His own long legs stretch out, ankles resting either side of one of Tim's feet. ]

Myths are the text messages of the old worlds, don't take them too literally. You never know which tone they were penned in.