[ See, Danny was also new, but apparently he'd showboated enough for someone to already try and make a quick buck off of him. Emphasis on quick, because he's pretty sure Bigfoot had more accurate photos than this. ]

I don't think there's a single part of this toy that looks even a little like the dude they made the toy out of.

[ He said that with a level of confidence and exasperation that could make one wonder just how familiar he was with the actual hero. ]

Like, first of all? [ He grabs the cape, holding it like a dirty tissue, the toy hanging off of it. ] He doesn't even have a cape. Like, who decided he had a cape?