[ That cannot be true.

Tim takes a breath and goes full-on conspiracy theorist. ]

I wouldn’t have pegged those black ops, Star Chamber types as being the flirty type.

My friend Bernard would probably say that he was setting you up on behalf of the Shadow Cabinet, but I think if that were true, he’d have let you use his cape. It’s not a very good honeypot, unless he was trying to incorporate negging.