"Oh yeah? Well what did it feel like because I'm from Arizona and also -- you know what, not helping."

She has a lot more filter than she did on Earth. Well the other Earth. The real Earth? She has no idea what's happening here but that's probably because she was on her phone through the entire orientation because the instructor wasn't hot or interesting or her hot interesting stupid soulmate.

At least this bro feels real. And like, hasn't turned into a demon and started torturing her. Except that doesn't prove anything because this is some grade A misery.

"Not local. What do you mean kidnapped?"

She didn't fall out of the sky. She just kind of woke up in the middle of the street which, to be fair, she also did sometimes in college.