"Bro no degree from Arizona is valid on principal. We let anyone with a pulse teach high school." Though honestly at this point if you told her half those morons were demons in people suits she'd believe it. She once heard some demons went on training retreats to Phoenix.

His explanation hits some hazy memory. She was so upset about Chidi and busy looking for Michael and stuffing her face with margaritas in that weird room that the memory is kind of hazy.

"Wait, powers? Not like -- a robot wikipedia genius can grant all your wishes, just as an example, but like, superman iron man bullshirt?"

The other reason she's absolutely convinced this is still the Bad Place is that her cursing hasn't corrected. But uh, she hasn't noticed everyone else can curse.

Again. A lot of margaritas this week.