"Yeah I guess only Jason would do that and he's kind of...yikes. He died because he locked himself in a safe and asphyxiated. He's also from Florida.

"Michael would do it too but he's a demon in a person suit. And Tahani would be condescending about it. And Chidi--"

Okay Eleanor don't start crying again.

"Chidi would never be decisive enough to pat me on the head he'd just spend like three weeks trying to decide if it was ethical."