Hey, if the kids were here I'd probably be summoning snacks and monster manuals, it's not my fault everyone here is horny.

[ Muttering that as he checks his phone, he asks louder, ]

Should I be making Billy pancakes too? Is he coming back any time soon? Eddie.

[ Because Eddie and Billy have become the mentally linked (hah!) nerds of the house and naturally he ought to know where he is. ]