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π™Ώπ™΄πšƒπ™΄πš π™Ώπ™°πšπ™Ίπ™΄πš ( i s ) Nβˆ€W-α΄šΖŽα—‘IΤ€S ([personal profile] interloping) wrote in [community profile] metamemes 2022-02-21 05:58 am (UTC)

and now i want a burger πŸ˜”

Never had a burger?

[ The shock is genuine, but the excitement that follows immediately after is equally as real. Peter wonders if this is what Santa Claus feels like, delivering gifts to children on Christmas eve. ]

Well, my friend, you are in for a treat. Picture a sandwich where the bread doesn't get soggy as quickly. Then add a patty of meat, some lettuce, tomato, sometimes a little onion, sometimes a nice thick slice of cheese, and sometimes bacon or avocado for the β€” uh. Fashionable.

You know what? Nothing beats trying one out for yourself. [ An explanation can only go so far; the experience is something else all together.

Is he way too enthusiastic about a trashy fast-food sandwich? You betcha. Does he care? Of course not, he dresses in red and blue spandex in the middle of the night, chasing down bank robbers and purse snatchers. Shame is not the name of his game, nosiree. ]
Come on.

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