thecoolerloki: (08.)
Loki ([personal profile] thecoolerloki) wrote in [community profile] metamemes 2022-01-10 05:26 pm (UTC)

"I'm the god of lies, David Alleyne. For future reference, you made several obvious mistakes, the first being your coffee preparation. I could assume you prepared it for me as I am a child, never having had coffee before, perhaps you thought to assist me. You could have served me something else, told me it was coffee, or prepared a drink with one drop of coffee and much more milk and sugar. You did none of these, but still prepared it with a sense of precision."

Which could mean nothing, however! Loki was still very proud of himself for noticing. Unfortunately, even with his somewhat pure heart, he was still Loki through and through.

"Then you inquired about the Valkyrie and my hellhound. It was rather specific. Most from our universe would ask of the deeds of my past self, or mention Thor. Then there's your general apprehension towards me, while still being strangely open otherwise. Needless to say, all very glaring mistakes. I'd recommend you spoil away, lest I uncover anything else on my own."

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