[ Weird and yet not unwelcome, because Ted immediately misses being held, but that's just his barely-suppressed panic talking. He smooths down his shirt for the sake of doing something with his hands before they find his pockets. ]

- yeah no yours much more accurately captures the situation, I think.

[ LOOK HE'S NOT GONNA START CUSSING YET, OKAY ]

That is an outstanding idea. You know where we can get one?