[If someone could get by on their looks, they should. Qinghua would have if he was half as attractive as the people he wrote about. If he'd written the original goods to be as pretty faced as the rest of them, he could probably have derailed the plot all on his own even with the System dictating so much. It certainly hadn't been opposed to the genre switch Cucumber-bro accidentally stumbled them into.]

Well, we need to give the freed ones time to get their sense back. Which means they need to be awake. Or the enslaved ones are just going to try and put the mind-control devices back on. But you've been stunning them all first.

[Oh shit. Did that sound like he was scolding the giant hero? That was not his intention.]

Not that stunning them is bad! It's just that with so many, there's a lot of back and forth with the being mind-controlled, not being mind-controlled, being mind-controlled thing! So uh, maybe after freeing them, we could put them somewhere?

[The buildings were right out because the people under mind control - and mind control plot? Really? So cliche - could just open doors or smash windows to get to those not mind controlled. Something they couldn't climb into would be best. And the streets were filled with abandoned cars, so maybe... oh! Perfect!]

There! The garbage truck! It's too high to easily climb the sides of and the smell is certain to help everyone wake up faster!