"I don't know how I'm going to fit all of this into these teeny, tiny hearts, man. There's so much."
"You're doing your thing. Becoming your own person. It's, like, fucking crazy to watch. I wanna be around to see who you turn out to be."
"IN THE MEANTIME, WE WILL PROTECT YOU WITH LETHAL FORCE WHEN NECESSARY. AND WHEN UNNECCESSARY. He just likes being lethal. IT IS TRUE."
"CONFLICT BUILTS CONFIDENCE. "
"BUT IF ANYONE ELSE ATTEMPTS TO TEASE YOU, WE WILL EAT THEM WHOLE. BONES AND ALL."
"You scare me in like that, 'Oh, shit, I REALLY hope I don't mess this up sorta way. Y'know? I'm scared of making things bad for you. 'Cause I tend to do that for people. Kind of a lot."
"TACO TUESDAYS WHEN??? WE ARE WAITING!!!"
"We love you, man. You're the best family we've ever had. Not just the best son-from-another-dimension, because that's a REALLY narrow case."
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"I don't know how I'm going to fit all of this into these teeny, tiny hearts, man. There's so much."
"You're doing your thing. Becoming your own person. It's, like, fucking crazy to watch. I wanna be around to see who you turn out to be."
"IN THE MEANTIME, WE WILL PROTECT YOU WITH LETHAL FORCE WHEN NECESSARY. AND WHEN UNNECCESSARY. He just likes being lethal. IT IS TRUE."
"CONFLICT BUILTS CONFIDENCE. "
"BUT IF ANYONE ELSE ATTEMPTS TO TEASE YOU, WE WILL EAT THEM WHOLE. BONES AND ALL."
"You scare me in like that, 'Oh, shit, I REALLY hope I don't mess this up sorta way. Y'know? I'm scared of making things bad for you. 'Cause I tend to do that for people. Kind of a lot."
"TACO TUESDAYS WHEN??? WE ARE WAITING!!!"
"We love you, man. You're the best family we've ever had. Not just the best son-from-another-dimension, because that's a REALLY narrow case."