"Which is crazy, right? If you'd told me a week ago I was gonna get full-on isekai'd I'd have... probably not dismissed you out of hand, actually, my life's been weird- but ninjas! See, this is what I'm talking about. I can't even be upset- this? Far too cool. It's like every dumb old cartoon I watched a thousand times as a kid, only real- and," they beamed, with only a hint of pride, added, "I can make plants grow at frankly ridiculous speeds. However I want! Mostly. Working the kinks out on that one, but still! Badass."