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TEST DRIVE MEME #3
TEST DRIVE MEME
A confluence is defined as the convergence of one or more forces. A Confluence, capitalized, is the converging of one or more supernatural forces.
Confluences have been mild ever since the Godfall Event occurred in the 1980s. The older generations tell their children of the confluences they remember as children, the earth-shaking events that transformed the landscape of the world (and the people) every time they occurred. Now they're largely inconveniences. An explosion of experimental ALIEN NANOBOTS here, a magical LIGHTNING STORM there, nothing particularly disruptive to day to day life.
Confluences have been mild ever since the Godfall Event occurred in the 1980s. The older generations tell their children of the confluences they remember as children, the earth-shaking events that transformed the landscape of the world (and the people) every time they occurred. Now they're largely inconveniences. An explosion of experimental ALIEN NANOBOTS here, a magical LIGHTNING STORM there, nothing particularly disruptive to day to day life.
ONLY SHOOTING STARS. CENTRAL CITY.
Awareness hits you in a rush. As does the sound of a town’s EMERGENCY ALARMS WAILING. Just as you begin to register the sound, you realize how quickly the towering skyscrapers are coming up to meet you. You may throw your hands up to shield yourself from witnessing your own grisly demise. Not to worry - THREADS OF MYSTICAL ENERGY rush up to meet you, grabbing for limbs and catching you before you make landfall. A NET MADE OF STARS has come up to cradle you, giving you a much gentler entry into this world than most others have received thus far. A smattering of exhausted looking people holding staves and wands peer up at you and attempt to smile, though they appear to be much more focused on keeping you held aloft.
Correction. They’re keeping MOST of you aloft. The mystical net made of stars doesn’t seem quite large enough to cover the entire sky. THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE FALLING. Perhaps you’re not spared the fall, plummeting through the gap in the net and straight into someone’s living room. Or car. Or straight into the sewer systems.
Correction. They’re keeping MOST of you aloft. The mystical net made of stars doesn’t seem quite large enough to cover the entire sky. THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE FALLING. Perhaps you’re not spared the fall, plummeting through the gap in the net and straight into someone’s living room. Or car. Or straight into the sewer systems.
DIADEM HOTEL
You're not going home anytime soon. Hopefully, the LUXURY HOTEL they've put you up in will ease that sting.
The DIADEM HOTEL is usually reserved for the obscenely wealthy. Its rooms are enormous, the beds quite literally enchanted to offer the perfect night's sleep, and the food would usually cost your life savings just to sample. But given the circumstances, the Guilds feel its the least they can do to aid your transition into this world. EVERYTHING is complimentary, and everyone gets an ALLIANCE CREDIT CARD to spend on entertainment, clothing, and whatever other necessities they might need. The cards have an obscenely high limit and there doesn't seem to be an expectation for you to pay it back... though if they catch you abusing it, their accountant will be coming for your head.
There's a shopping center immediately across the street. It has an impressive array of outlets that cater to your every need. Food, clothing... and swords? If you can think of it, it's for sale. Although anything clearly supernatural or metahuman seems to be at a minimum and offered under the table. You can grab clothing made to withstand any superpower and a surprisingly mediocre Taco Bell order while you're at it. There's a Super Cinema in the shopping complex across the street that's showing the highly anticipated DROP DEAD GORGEOUS movie, a thriller wherein a fictional beauty queen accidentally swallows a fragment of the Necronomicon and becomes the world’s most powerful necromancer. Oh, and her boyfriend transforms into her chainsaw.
CENTRAL CITY isn't exactly the nicest place in the world. Wander too far from the shopping district and you'll find yourselves thick into territory controlled by the local non-meta crime syndicate... but maybe that's where you want to be. Maybe you're here to see just what this world is dealing with. If you're going to be stuck here you might as well make yourself useful, right?
Or perhaps you're NOT the heroic type. Maybe this is simply scoping out the competition.
Regardless, it won't take long for TROUBLE to find you. Test out your new powers, do a little thieving, stop a few muggings - this is your time to use as you see fit.
The DIADEM HOTEL is usually reserved for the obscenely wealthy. Its rooms are enormous, the beds quite literally enchanted to offer the perfect night's sleep, and the food would usually cost your life savings just to sample. But given the circumstances, the Guilds feel its the least they can do to aid your transition into this world. EVERYTHING is complimentary, and everyone gets an ALLIANCE CREDIT CARD to spend on entertainment, clothing, and whatever other necessities they might need. The cards have an obscenely high limit and there doesn't seem to be an expectation for you to pay it back... though if they catch you abusing it, their accountant will be coming for your head.
There's a shopping center immediately across the street. It has an impressive array of outlets that cater to your every need. Food, clothing... and swords? If you can think of it, it's for sale. Although anything clearly supernatural or metahuman seems to be at a minimum and offered under the table. You can grab clothing made to withstand any superpower and a surprisingly mediocre Taco Bell order while you're at it. There's a Super Cinema in the shopping complex across the street that's showing the highly anticipated DROP DEAD GORGEOUS movie, a thriller wherein a fictional beauty queen accidentally swallows a fragment of the Necronomicon and becomes the world’s most powerful necromancer. Oh, and her boyfriend transforms into her chainsaw.
CENTRAL CITY isn't exactly the nicest place in the world. Wander too far from the shopping district and you'll find yourselves thick into territory controlled by the local non-meta crime syndicate... but maybe that's where you want to be. Maybe you're here to see just what this world is dealing with. If you're going to be stuck here you might as well make yourself useful, right?
Or perhaps you're NOT the heroic type. Maybe this is simply scoping out the competition.
Regardless, it won't take long for TROUBLE to find you. Test out your new powers, do a little thieving, stop a few muggings - this is your time to use as you see fit.
MAY FLIES AND FLOWERS. EXCELSIOR.
EXCELSIOR has just opened its very own BOTANICAL GARDEN! The facility is roughly the size of a city block, a modern monolith of steel and glass, specially equipped to prevent birds from flying into the many windows. There’s plants from all over the world growing inside, different rooms hosting rare and exotic specimens from different climates. Each mini-biome has animals native to the regions they mimic, of course - not a great many of them, but you’re likely to see some insects and birds flitting here and there.
To better protect the guests, all animals inside are man-made creations - be they mechanical or genetically engineered for a single purpose. The most notable of these projects is a MECHANICAL BUTTERFLY enjoying its first test flight. Researchers hope that these butterflies can be introduced into nature to aid the waning bee populations. These butterflies, beautiful creations spun from delicate metal wire, can be found in nearly any of the ecosystems present in the Botanical Garden. Aside from being hardy and efficient, they’re also equipped with a CHEMICAL ENHANCEMENT that makes the pollen they collect twelve times more potent. Everything’s getting pollinated in here! Best hope you don't have allergies.
This SPECIAL POLLEN also has the side-effect of making anyone in the vicinity feel quite lonely or loved. Theorized as a way to make dates more intimate, no more consideration was put into the ethical ramifications of subtly altering people’s mood for commercial benefit. It’s Excelsior, after all, hopefully someone warned you they view ethics as optional.
Should you have come to this beautiful slice of nature alone you may find yourself OVERWHELMED WITH LONELINESS as the flock fly overhead. Yet this loneliness comes with an edge of courage. Perhaps you’re emboldened to approach another lonely heart and ask if they would care to accompany you.
If you’ve come with someone you all may find yourselves feeling much more WARM AND AFFECTIONATE towards them. Such a pretty place, such great company - let’s spend some real quality time!
To better protect the guests, all animals inside are man-made creations - be they mechanical or genetically engineered for a single purpose. The most notable of these projects is a MECHANICAL BUTTERFLY enjoying its first test flight. Researchers hope that these butterflies can be introduced into nature to aid the waning bee populations. These butterflies, beautiful creations spun from delicate metal wire, can be found in nearly any of the ecosystems present in the Botanical Garden. Aside from being hardy and efficient, they’re also equipped with a CHEMICAL ENHANCEMENT that makes the pollen they collect twelve times more potent. Everything’s getting pollinated in here! Best hope you don't have allergies.
This SPECIAL POLLEN also has the side-effect of making anyone in the vicinity feel quite lonely or loved. Theorized as a way to make dates more intimate, no more consideration was put into the ethical ramifications of subtly altering people’s mood for commercial benefit. It’s Excelsior, after all, hopefully someone warned you they view ethics as optional.
Should you have come to this beautiful slice of nature alone you may find yourself OVERWHELMED WITH LONELINESS as the flock fly overhead. Yet this loneliness comes with an edge of courage. Perhaps you’re emboldened to approach another lonely heart and ask if they would care to accompany you.
If you’ve come with someone you all may find yourselves feeling much more WARM AND AFFECTIONATE towards them. Such a pretty place, such great company - let’s spend some real quality time!
WORKING ALL ANGLES. SUNSET FALLS.
Be you hero, villain, or unaligned - socialite KATHERINE WEST has a request for you. Miss West appears to be quite distressed. The weirdness of Sunset Falls has put her dear father in a bit of a pickle and she’s looking for strapping heroes (and villains, and unaligned, really anyone with two feet and a heartbeat) to help out. She states that she’s no metahuman and so she can’t offer you a team-up, but she can offer you a shoutout on her Instagram page.
The TASKS she’s issuing seem simple on the surface. Safe enough that you may be swayed by her sweet smile and the 15 million followers who might take a shine to you.
The TASKS she’s issuing seem simple on the surface. Safe enough that you may be swayed by her sweet smile and the 15 million followers who might take a shine to you.
HUNT SOME WOLVES.
A shame she didn’t mention that these wolves are WEREWOLVES.
A pack of werewolves has been wreaking havoc in the PARK. They come out at night to grow their pack. Nearly a dozen locals have been conscripted by this infectious bite.
Luckily, there is a POTENTIAL SOLUTION! This particular brand of lycanthropy can be cured if you grievously wound them with a SILVER WEAPON. A quick google also tells you that curing the ALPHA – or killing him – will end the curse for the whole pack. She’s twice the size of a direwolf with jaws like a steel trap.
Granted, killing them is the faster solution. There is a slight hitch in that plan. These wolves REVERT BACK TO HUMAN FORM upon death. It might look weird to find a bunch of bodies in the park so you’d best be prepared to clean up after yourself.
There’s always the risk you’ll get bit and JOIN THEM. Should this happen, the transformation will come on suddenly and painfully, your body distorting under the light of the moon. The ANIMAL INSTINCTS will come on just as powerfully - you’re part of a pack now, and you’re out on a hunt. Hopefully some kind soul can hit you with silver or take out your alpha, because you won't turn back on your own.
A pack of werewolves has been wreaking havoc in the PARK. They come out at night to grow their pack. Nearly a dozen locals have been conscripted by this infectious bite.
Luckily, there is a POTENTIAL SOLUTION! This particular brand of lycanthropy can be cured if you grievously wound them with a SILVER WEAPON. A quick google also tells you that curing the ALPHA – or killing him – will end the curse for the whole pack. She’s twice the size of a direwolf with jaws like a steel trap.
Granted, killing them is the faster solution. There is a slight hitch in that plan. These wolves REVERT BACK TO HUMAN FORM upon death. It might look weird to find a bunch of bodies in the park so you’d best be prepared to clean up after yourself.
There’s always the risk you’ll get bit and JOIN THEM. Should this happen, the transformation will come on suddenly and painfully, your body distorting under the light of the moon. The ANIMAL INSTINCTS will come on just as powerfully - you’re part of a pack now, and you’re out on a hunt. Hopefully some kind soul can hit you with silver or take out your alpha, because you won't turn back on your own.
HERE KITTY KITTY.
Miss West has tasked you with finding all of the town’s TREED CATS. This one is an easy enough task, right? For the last four months there's been an absurd amount of cats getting stuck in trees.
Well, it seems two months of storing AMBIENT CHAOS MAGIC has made these cats more unpredictable than usual. Chaos magic isn't something you want to mess with, especially not when it's held in purrsnickety paws. It's easy to snatch them from the branches if they don't know you're coming, but if you approach under their watchful eye you'll begin to find the rules of reality start to bend. The ocean becomes a sky full of fish, and the grass beneath you a warm carpet warmed by a sunbeam. Your thoughts and feelings suddenly seem to be able to influence this space - so careful! You wouldn't want your worst fears to suddenly manifest.
Now would be a really bad time to remember that dream where all your teeth fall out.
Well, it seems two months of storing AMBIENT CHAOS MAGIC has made these cats more unpredictable than usual. Chaos magic isn't something you want to mess with, especially not when it's held in purrsnickety paws. It's easy to snatch them from the branches if they don't know you're coming, but if you approach under their watchful eye you'll begin to find the rules of reality start to bend. The ocean becomes a sky full of fish, and the grass beneath you a warm carpet warmed by a sunbeam. Your thoughts and feelings suddenly seem to be able to influence this space - so careful! You wouldn't want your worst fears to suddenly manifest.
Now would be a really bad time to remember that dream where all your teeth fall out.
DANCING SHADOWS.
This one is fairly simple. All Miss West wants is a PICTURE OF YOUR SHADOW. She gives you her best camera and asks you take the very best shot you can.
The ambient mystical energies of Sunset Falls are known to be chaotic. The LINGERING MAGIC of the spell that snatched you from the sky is ignited. Your shadow begins to glimmer faintly like the night sky itself. If you catch a glimpse of it out of the corner of your eye, you could swear you spy your shadow smiling back. Its eyes appear to be bright, burning stars.
These stars grant it a RUDIMENTARY SENTIENCE. And with it, liberation! No longer is it bound to your feet. Your shadow-self wants to live it's very best life and that means doing whatever impulsive thing strikes its brand new consciousness. CAUSING MAYHEM, infecting other shadows with its newly gained brilliance. Before long, the town is OVERRUN with dancing shadows. While their antics don't affect the physical space, if you glance down at the ground in pure chaos.
The magically inclined among you may want to work together to bind your shadows back to your feet. It's not good for a person to be split between planes like this. It's not good for the world, either, as the ground seems to give an ominous rumble every now and again. Catch your shadow and pin it under your foot!
The ambient mystical energies of Sunset Falls are known to be chaotic. The LINGERING MAGIC of the spell that snatched you from the sky is ignited. Your shadow begins to glimmer faintly like the night sky itself. If you catch a glimpse of it out of the corner of your eye, you could swear you spy your shadow smiling back. Its eyes appear to be bright, burning stars.
These stars grant it a RUDIMENTARY SENTIENCE. And with it, liberation! No longer is it bound to your feet. Your shadow-self wants to live it's very best life and that means doing whatever impulsive thing strikes its brand new consciousness. CAUSING MAYHEM, infecting other shadows with its newly gained brilliance. Before long, the town is OVERRUN with dancing shadows. While their antics don't affect the physical space, if you glance down at the ground in pure chaos.
The magically inclined among you may want to work together to bind your shadows back to your feet. It's not good for a person to be split between planes like this. It's not good for the world, either, as the ground seems to give an ominous rumble every now and again. Catch your shadow and pin it under your foot!
WILDCARD.
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"First, not dead. Second, I'm a fucking dish right now, even if it's seasoned with anxiety, and uh, do you need a hug?"
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Because then maybe this was hell or a neighborhood or something.
And then he offers a forking hug like Chidi would and she absolutely hates him for it.
"Ew, no, why would I want a hug from a gross corpse stranger." Except this is the part where her friends would hug her anyway.
The silence draws on and then. "Come on you ding dong yes. Hug the sobbing hot lady. That is clearly the correct thing to do."
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You know what, that doesn't help at all.
"I'm not dead. And I'm definitely not a corpse, okay?"
Geez, this lady just... she has no filter does she? Mark sighs and moves to give her a bit of a hug. Not a great one because this is awkward, but one nonetheless.
"I'm guessing, since you think you're dead and I'm dead, you're not local. You got kidnapped here too?"
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She has a lot more filter than she did on Earth. Well the other Earth. The real Earth? She has no idea what's happening here but that's probably because she was on her phone through the entire orientation because the instructor wasn't hot or interesting or her hot interesting stupid soulmate.
At least this bro feels real. And like, hasn't turned into a demon and started torturing her. Except that doesn't prove anything because this is some grade A misery.
"Not local. What do you mean kidnapped?"
She didn't fall out of the sky. She just kind of woke up in the middle of the street which, to be fair, she also did sometimes in college.
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"You weren't listening when you arrived, were you? To what they were telling us? Like, how we fell out of the sky and into their world?"
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"Look I passed college. Technically. And I did that without listening to a single lecture.
Also I didn't fall out of the sky. Well not here. I've fallen out the sky before.
But no I wasn't listening give me the cliff notes you look like the kind of guy I would have cheated off of in school."
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But whatever, he's going to soldier on here.
"There was this event, called a Confluence. It brought us here. Gave people powers or something. And the Alliance people feel bad because they can't send us back, so they're taking care of us and hoping we decide to join their little Avengers group or whatever."
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His explanation hits some hazy memory. She was so upset about Chidi and busy looking for Michael and stuffing her face with margaritas in that weird room that the memory is kind of hazy.
"Wait, powers? Not like -- a robot wikipedia genius can grant all your wishes, just as an example, but like, superman iron man bullshirt?"
The other reason she's absolutely convinced this is still the Bad Place is that her cursing hasn't corrected. But uh, she hasn't noticed everyone else can curse.
Again. A lot of margaritas this week.
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He'd run into so many Atypical abilities over the years, so he definitely got it. There were so many things that someone could get.
"You haven't noticed anything strange? Like, things happening around you?"
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"I mean. There aren't like 75 frozen yogurt shops here or -- wait, what's your superpower? Is it a hot lady radar? Cause it's working great."
Classic Eleanor. When distressed, compliment self and make others uncomfortable. Even Hell couldn't take that from her. Which is a little comforting.
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"No, not unless that's your power too. Which I guess doesn't explain things. Okay, um, you ever play one of those Pokemon games?"
Because that's a good way to explain it, and this lady seems the sort to maybe have played them.
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"Ew, gross, I wasn't a nerd." She'd loved pokemon. Her mother had sold her GameBoy to buy Vegas tickets. "...I played the first one. But I was like a tiny stupid little kid." She was 16.
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"Okay, you know how the Pidgey and Spearow lines got this move called 'mirror move'? And they could use the last move used against them?"
Which was a gross simplification but his power is fucking complex so shut up.
"That's me. I'm a living mirror move. Except it's just powers around me."
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No, it was an excellent analogy she's just mad because it was nerdy and that means she's nerdy and also that she misses her nerd who would have explained it with some stupid moral philosophy thing.
"Does everyone who came through a Conf--confer--condominium get a power?"
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So, you know, not his experience. Well, unless you count Mean Girls, which was a great movie.
"The Confluence? I don't think so? I don't know exactly. Like, I didn't get this, I was always this. I was born this way."
Says the guy who doesn't know he got another power.
"But the Alliance dude, Atomant or whatever that knock off Superman was called, he said they would help people train their powers so I guess I kinda assume people did?"
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But, look, she's paying attention and from Eleanor that's a lot. A lot a lot.
And maybe it's because this dork makes her feel safe because he reminds her of another dork.
"You were a hundred percent that kid in class who tried to help everybody when the teacher was a hot mess. I hated you and you saved my ash" -- okay the swearing thing is weird does that count as a power? seems like an anti-power -- "so many times. I'm Eleanor."
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But he raises an eyebrow at 'ash'. That's weird.
"I'm Mark. Hope you can respect that I will never in my life call you Ellie, by the way. Even if you want it."
Repressed Trauma Boy powers activate. Form of Never Tolerating That Name Ever.
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But seriously, what's with all the flirting? Lady, he's a fucking train wreck. You shouldn't engage with this.
"Trust me, I know people who don't respect people, and I'm definitely not fucking one of them. I'm not an asshole. Just... just an idiot sometimes. But I'm definitely not dead and I'm pretty sure demons aren't real."
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What a weirdo.
And don't take the flirting personally if she really likes you she'll probably stop flirting.
"Hey, why can you swear and I can't? Ugh that's supposed to turn off when I'm not in the neighborhood. Also, bro, you're telling me about superpowers and you're going to sit here and tell me demons aren't real?"
She's -- not even really worried about upsetting any human afterlife rules because she remembers but no one else is here and she's really starting to suspect she is on another world and man she wants another marga---oh that's probably how we got into this situation, Eleanor.
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He thinks. Hopes. Fuck please don't let demons be real.
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"Does this mean I'm alive again? I guess I just have to wait five years and see if my skin is still this fabulous." No filter. Does not care if he knows she was dead. I mean, 800 reboots she's basically lived close to a millennium as a 31 year old so. What's 5 more years.
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Fork how was she going to do this alone.
"First of all, I'm the original Eleanor so Chloe can take a number. Second, hell yeah I do." She does not. Just the stuff that keeps her from thinking about the legit bad stuff. "When you're this hot and this funny you gotta share it with the world, art school."
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