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TEST DRIVE MEME: NOVEMBER EDITION




TEST DRIVE MEME
A Confluence, capitalized, is the converging of one or more supernatural forces.

This Confluence is predicted. Guild officials are ready to capture the new Starfallen and explain the situation to them. All of this has become quite mundane for them, but you -

You find yourself suddenly falling from the sky. Careening towards the pavement, only to be caught at the last minute by thin ribbons made of stardust. They would have caught you far faster, as they've been getting quite skilled at snapping tumbling bodies from mid-air, but...



ONE MIND, ONE WILL. CENTRAL CITY, MICHIGAN.
Staticky octogon-shaped portals appear in the sky you just fell from. At that same moment, every screen in Central City flares to life. A PINK-SKINNED ALIEN with glittering, crystalline compound eyes stares calmly into the camera.

"My greetings to The Society of Samaritans. My dear old teammates. And their hero friends like Atom...? Atomight? Atomight. If they're even still alive... When you've lived as long as I have..."

He trails off, staring into the distance. It takes a moment for him to resume speaking. "I hope they don't still have you all convinced of the delusion of free will. What does free will matter in the face of immortality? Of freedom from strife? I would reshape you all into something so beautiful." He gives the camera a beatific smile. "I don't know why you would eschew that - so I'm just going to take the choice out of your hands. It's for your own good, really. The Forerunner is here to save you from yourselves."

At that, monsters start to pour through the portals. Instantly there's mass panic. Screams fill the streets.

The Forerunner is viewed as a "god" by the monsters coming through. ABOMINIDS twisted long-limbed biological monstrosities slavishly devoted to him, and his AUTOMATA, incredibly intricate machines lacking free will. Alliance members appear familiar with his tactics, and familiar with the foe. They can tell you that The Forerunner himself is unable to cross between dimensions due to the tragedy that made him. In an act of heroic self-sacrifice which warped his mind, he was trapped between dimensions and his body was warped beyond recognition. This isn't the first time he's attacked Earth with his monstrosities, hoping to weaken the planet's defenses.

The monsters are not the only threat. The Forerunner has developed the ability to hack free will. Automata and Abominids are putting mind control helmets on unpowered citizens en masse, the projected stream of sound they provide capable of binding the victims to his will.

Swarms of converted non-meta civilians are quickly captured and converted. These people are not themselves, but they must be fought, freed, or avoided. You, heroes and villains, are the only force that can avert disaster. The mind-controlled civillians are targeting infrastructure like power transformers and fire departments.

Even more worrying, the Converts are swarming the local hospitals, raiding metahuman wards to take control of metas too sick and weak to fight back. These metas are the intended building blocks for the invasion force, who will be mind controlled and forced to fight despite illness or injuries. At ground zero for the earliest attacks, medical staff need help transporting sick patients and newborn babies to hospital wings that can be more effectively barricaded. Some will wind up trapped, stuck holding doors shut together while fists pound outside.

Whether heroes or villains, those unfortunate enough to be captured will find themselves given a modified mind control device at the base of the neck. If you are so unlucky, you will act completely normal at first to put the people around you off guard. And when the opportunity arises, you will try to convert others by implanting those same devices. The constant stream of mental hacking will leave your personality mostly intact, save for the devotion to the Forerunner.

"Surrender and sublimate. Flesh into flesh. All are one in the Forerunner." They chant in the streets.

Removing the devices instantly liberates the captive. However, there are so many of them. It's up to the Starfallen to hold the line, and stop others from being taken.


DIADEM HOTEL

Whether you've survived the chaos, or arrived after the trouble's over, you're not going home anytime soon. Hopefully, the LUXURY HOTEL they've put you up in will ease that sting.

The DIADEM HOTEL is usually reserved for the obscenely wealthy. Its rooms are enormous, the beds quite literally enchanted to offer the perfect night's sleep, and the food would usually cost your life savings just to sample. But given the circumstances, the Guilds feel its the least they can do to aid your transition into this world. EVERYTHING is complimentary, and everyone gets an ALLIANCE CREDIT CARD to spend on entertainment, clothing, and whatever other necessities they might need. The cards have an obscenely high limit and there doesn't seem to be an expectation for you to pay it back... though if they catch you abusing it, their accountant will be coming for your head.

There's a shopping center immediately across the street. It has an impressive array of outlets that cater to your every need. Food, clothing... and swords? If you can think of it, it's for sale. Although anything clearly supernatural or metahuman seems to be at a minimum and offered under the table. You can grab clothing made to withstand any superpower and a surprisingly mediocre Taco Bell order while you're at it. There's a Super Cinema in the shopping complex across the street that's showing the 11th sequel of a popular action racing franchise, BLASTS FROM THE CURIOUS: LAST OF THE NEFARIOUS, in which Hubcaps Nefarious tries to undo the Carmageddon caused by evil tech entrepreneur Jebs Robs. He uses the Large Hadron Collider to launch a Bugati into the past to save the world and the most important thing of all: family.

CENTRAL CITY isn't exactly the nicest place in the world, even after the clean up from the Forerunners's attack. Wander too far from the shopping district and you'll find yourselves thick into territory controlled by the local non-meta crime syndicate... but maybe that's where you want to be. Maybe you're here to see just what this world is dealing with. If you're going to be stuck here you might as well make yourself useful, right?

Or perhaps you're NOT the heroic type. Maybe this is simply scoping out the competition.

Regardless, it won't take long for TROUBLE to find you. Test out your new powers, do a little thieving, stop a few muggings - this is your time to use as you see fit.


THE PUMPKIN KING. SUNSET FALLS, MASSACHUSETTS.

The recently open door to the underworld is now closed but that doesn't mean Sunset Falls is free from supernatural events. That said, what's currently happening is at least a normal kind of abnormal, a well-established, necessary yearly ritual.

Every year, a being known as Magna Cucurbita, also called the Pumpkin King or Old Man Autumn, must be appeased so that Autumn in the northern hemisphere can start progressing to Winter and the other seasons. In the past, this entailed flattering him with various depictions in TV specials and movies, but with some of these beloved holiday specials and movies moving to streaming services and being viewed by less people - and increasing Christmas creep - this seasonal elemental has taken affront at the lack of attention at the end of the harvest season.

Fortunately, the magical community in Sunset Falls knows how he can still be appeased. Every year they perform a ritual in some pumpkin fields, corn fields, and orchards just outside Sunset Falls. While the ritual is led by the Alliance's Silent Mystic, the magical community sees it as something that transcends the loyalties of the guilds and all are welcome to help out, regardless of affiliation. It takes a large number of people performing it to make it work, enough that those that might be hesitant will practically be begged because of the importance of making sure Autumn doesn't last all year long.

After being teleported in by the mages, the ritual is a mostly harmless one. Much like the recent masquerade ball, all participants must pick out a harvest mask but instead of magically hiding their identity the mask does the opposite: it enhances it, transforming and taking the form of something deeply personal or that best represents the individual. Sometimes the carvings and paint can show more than one thing, causing a wearer to have an entire collage of personal symbols, objects, characters, or even whole scenes depicted on the mask.

Two participants, often chosen at random, then have their hands bound together with twine woven from straw. They have to walk through the pumpkin patch and both eat an apple from the orchard, then walk into the cornfields. Once all the sound gives way to the white noise of rustling corn stalks, they have to kneel and tell each other their greatest desire. This can be any number of things, both possible and impossible, like the recovery of something long-lost (or gone forever), a short-term goal they're desperate to accomplish, or a lifelong dream they keep aspiring towards.

This admission must be the truth or at least close to the spirit of it, and the stronger the desire, the sooner the ritual will be finished. This is a harvest of emotion that appeases the spirit.

Until both have said their truth, Magna Cucurbita can be seen in glimpses, circling in the corn around them, wearing his grand suit embroidered with pumpkins, accompanied by two skeletal Halloween spirits. When he is finally appeased the spirit gracefully departs, leaving behind the scent of pumpkins, bonfires, and ripe apples. Participants can then return to the others.

When enough participants have appeased the Pumpkin King, a very light first snow will fall, heralding Winter, and the ritual will be declared over. The new season is always welcomed in with the mages treating everyone to magically delicious hot cocoa and hot cider, various apple treats (baked, candied, and caramel), and various pumpkin based foods like pie and pumpkin spice bread.

Provided they don't indulge in a snowball fight first, everyone is then taken home.


EXCELSIOR

A scientist in Excelsior has come forward, claiming that he can solve the current metahuman crisis with science. Robots, he says, without intelligence. One that is programmed to follow human law by the letter. They do not need metahuman intervention. Their problems are caused by scientific minds, and so the solution must come from them.

The robots in question are mass-producted from cheap material. Their programming is… slapdash, at best. And there is no government sign-off on these robots, the eager scientist simply flings open the door to his lab and unleashes them upon the city. 

Rejoice, he cries, I, Sprocket Biggs have saved this city!

He has not.

The robots are doing what they are instructed to. They are intervening when they catch sight of someone endangering others, or breaking the law. Unfortunately Sprocket did not think to check what laws they were upholding, nor did he think to prune the more ridiculous ones that have entered legislation over the centuries. And so these poor, ridiculous creatures descend upon the unsuspecting populace with only their binary understanding of what is and isn’t a law.


Some of the laws the robots are adhering to are…

• It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

• No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

• Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.

• It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

• X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.


(more laws here)

• All lollipops are banned.

• A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

• It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

• People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

• All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

• It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

• One may not spit on a bus.

• When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

• You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

• No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.   RCW 70.54.050
Exposing contagious disease -- Penalty. 
Every person who shall wilfully expose himself to another, or any animal affected with any contagious or infectious disease, in any public place or thoroughfare, except upon his or its necessary removal in a manner not dangerous to the public health; and every person so affected who shall expose any other person thereto without his knowledge, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

• A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town. This law was set up to curb an ever increasing crime rate in the area. Due to its sheer stupidity, however, it is needless to say that the law has affected nothing.

• You may not shuck peanuts on the street.

• It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.

• Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.

• You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

• One may not spit on a bus.

• Those who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

• No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission.

• It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.

• No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.

• Spitting on city buses is outlawed.

• Persons may not wear a life jacket near a public body of water.

• TV's may not be bought on Sundays.

• Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.

• No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.

• It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park.

• You may not ride an ugly horse 

• And many more.


These misshapen, malfunctioning hunks of metal are not much of a threat to any metahuman. They’ll sound their klaxons and chase you with grabbing hands, intent on hefting you above their heads and taking you directly to the nearest authority. This could be a police offer, but it’s much more likely to anyone with authority nearby. Don’t be surprised if your captor rockets through the windows of a board meeting, dropping you in front of the CEO expectantly. 
They’re surprisingly durable, at least physically. It’s probably possible to overload them mentally without much effort, a simple logic puzzle or two might do. Or just bring up a few conflicting laws! Maybe even break as many as possible. Best to team up and grab a buddy so they don’t know who to chase.



CLIFF NOTES.


➢  New arrivals will be appearing in Central City. They fall from the skies and are caught moments before impact by magic users from the guilds.

➢  Taking advantage of thinned spots between dimensions caused by the Confluences and the recent opening to the Underworld, the otherdimensional tyrant known as the Forerunner is attacking the city.

➢  The Forerunner uses mind control devices and monsters to try to bring the city under his thumb. The mind control devices instill a sense of loyalty and devotion to the Forerunner.

➢ Those who are under his mind control will attack key infrastructure in the city, including hospitals. Players must defend themselves from a hoard of mind-controlled civilians, metas, and maybe even friends!

➢ This will last roughly one day before being brought under control. A heck of an entrance, though! In the aftermath, newbies will be brought to the DIADEM HOTEL.

➢ In Sunset Falls, the annual rituals to appease the Pumpkin King must be undertaken. The ritual involves showing him your truth. You must take a mask and put it on your face, and the mask's appearance will reflect your deepest truth.

➢ Two characters will be randomly paired together, and must share a truth about themselves. This can be any number of things, both possible and impossible, like the recovery of something long-lost (or gone forever), a short-term goal they're desperate to accomplish, or a lifelong dream they keep aspiring towards. Once done, the spirit is pleased and departs, allowing winter to come.

➢ In Excelsior, a scientist has made robots that are programmed to uphold the law! Unfortunately, he didn't specify which laws, and these robots are now trying to enforce some really weird ones.

➢ These robots are largely harmless. They're physically strong but mentally dim. They're mostly loud, bumbling, and doing their best. If caught, you'll be brought to the nearest authority - who can be anyone in a position of power, or who simply radiates authority.

➢ The easiest way to beat them is to break as many weird laws as possible. Team up and get creative. Or if you think you can take them head on, suit up and beat them up.

➢  Current Players are welcome to treat this as a bonus event. These events are canonically happening within the game but can be largely ignored if you'd prefer to use the month for personal plots. You can tag into the TDM, reference these prompts in network posts, or use them in your own logs.


WILDCARD.

Metaheroes takes inspiration from all walks of comics. Take a look at the CITIES to get an idea as to what day to day life is like in the other cities. Perhaps you've encountered a supervillain (or hero) who needs to be thwarted, or a metahuman with unusual powers creating bizarre effects. You can also take a look at the MISSION BOARD to get your start as a professional hero, villain, or vigilante.


nerdylilspidey: (ngl - i may have soiled myself)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-18 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Every--?!

[And there go his hands, wiping down his face as he half-groans half-laughs behind them. Nothing is funny. Not even remotely. And that's exactly why he's laughing.]

God. And here I thought, y'know, surely it couldn't be more of an impossibility to go back to my universe. No way! Why would I think that??
bombshelled: (▼ yikes)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fuck. ]

Well... We could find a way to bring you to the new universe? [ Not that she has any idea how to accomplish that. ] You'd just... have to share it with the Peter Parker who's already there.
nerdylilspidey: (art for the front page)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-18 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
No no no, it- It's fine honestly. Just--

[He lets out another sigh, letting his hands drop so he can kind flail them a little bit in front of him.]

I- I can't go back. [I died.] You- You must know that, right?
bombshelled: (▼ shame)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-18 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh thank fucking god... Lana lets out the breath she didn't realize she was holding. ]

Yeah... I didn't know if I should say anything.
nerdylilspidey: (holy crap what is THAT)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-18 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[So does he. Even though he'd pieced it together that surely Lana knew what happened, it's... odd to get the confirmation. In a way it's a relief. In another way... it's a little depressing.]

Yeah no, I uh, I appreciate that. But I- I remember. So.

[He shrugs a shoulder, reaching up to rub at the back of his neck with one hand while his other spreads in a sort of "Ta-dah!" motion.]

It's just... weird to say out loud. I've been here for months now, but... You are officially the only one who knows.
bombshelled: (▼ over there)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Shit.

[ It's weird, to be the one in the loop of something for a change. She hasn't really felt like she had any one person's confidence like this since... the New Ultimates. ]

I won't say anything if you don't want me to.

[ She exhales a tired laugh. ]

Fuck, though... I have so much to catch you up on.

[ Just then, there's a loud crash coming from around the corner, and Lana glances away, the reality of the scene around them finally sinking in for her. ]

Uh... Probably should do that later, though. Do you, uh. Want a hand with all this?
nerdylilspidey: (here - a point for you)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[Obviously Lana can't see it, but there's a smile under the mask. It's not a fun secret by any means, but at least now he doesn't feel quite so alone.]

Help would be awesome. Except for one teensy weensy thing? I kind of noticed that you were hiding over here.
bombshelled: (▼ lonely)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-18 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shit, Peter, don't go calling her on it.

Lana wraps her arms around her middle, avoiding eye contact. ]


Yeah the whole mind control thing just... Hit kind of close to something that just happened to me back home. I sort of freaked out.
nerdylilspidey: (art for the front page)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-18 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[His head tilts ever so slightly, thoughtfully.]

...Well then, maybe we get you outta here for now. And if we see anybody needing help on our way out, we get them out too.
bombshelled: (▼ from below)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Again, it's almost too familiar. The last thing she remembers from home is Nova telling Falcon to get her away from the fight. She hates feeling useless, feeling like she's too broken now to be a hero. To be a Champion.

She sighs, and briefly balls her hands into fists, before shaking them out and getting ready for takeoff. ]


Okay. You know your way around this place. I'll follow your lead.
nerdylilspidey: (art for the front page)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-18 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods once, reaching out to just give her shoulder a quick squeeze.]

Plus, like you said. You've got a lot to catch me up on.

[And then he starts heading back the way he came.

This is an area he's already canvassed, so for the most part getting to someplace safer and out of the way of all the chaos is a pretty simple affair. There are definitely still people running away, and a few who Spidey actually swings down to help out, but he's much more preoccupied with keeping pace with Lana until they can find a nice, safe, quiet (and unoccupied) rooftop.]
bombshelled: (▼ flying)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-18 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lana takes care of launching herself into the air, happy to follow Spidey's path as he swings through the chaos. Every so often, she'll yell to get someone's attention down below, and point them in the safer direction to run, or she'll aim a blast at a piece of falling debris to stop it from landing on and crushing innocent bystanders, but for the most part, she stays out of the fray as much as she can. ]
nerdylilspidey: (let me read you this science book...)

OK I'M HOME AGAIN LET'S GO

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a bit, and Spidey certainly wants to make sure they're a safe distance away from all the madness before deciding on a rooftop. And once they're there he makes sure it's empty, makes sure no one can easily see them or interrupt, before finally reaching up to pull off the mask.

And there's Peter. Still sixteen years old, looking very much like the day he died. His hair may be just a little bit longer than Lana might remember, there might be a few new faint scars here and there. But other than that, he's definitely the Peter Parker from her universe.]


Okay. I think we're good now.
bombshelled: (◎ hands in pockets)

EEEEE WELCOME HOME

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-23 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lana's journey to the rooftop is certainly louder than Peter's, but there's not really anything she can do about that. When she lands, she just stares at Peter's face, still in shock a little bit. ]

Holy shit, it really is you.

[ Not that she really doubted that. She's pretty sure the other Peter Parker doesn't know her name. But it's one thing to know she's speaking to her friends who died several years ago, and another to see his face.

She follows suit, removing her own mask. Hers doesn't really cover that much of her face like his does, but without it, it's easier to see the subtle differences in her expression. The sadness in her eyes. The years she's lived, beyond him. ]


It's... really fucking good to see you.

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-23 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[The faintest smile tugs at the corner of his mouth, something sheepish and just a little bit awkward in a pretty classic Peter Parker way.]

It's good to see you still have quite a way with words.

[He's really looking her over now though, spotting all of those little differences and clocking them for what they are. The passage of time. Overcoming hardships that he has no knowledge of.]

How, uh... You said it's been years. How long has it been, exactly?
bombshelled: (◎ wide eyed)

you dare ask me about the passage of time in comic books???

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-24 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, fuck off. [ But she does laugh.

Then she shakes her head, feeling incredibly weary. ]


I don't know, two... three years, maybe? Like I said, a lot of weird shit has happened since then. It's just me and Miles left from— [ Her eyes widen, as something occurs to her. ]

Fuck, you don't even know who Miles is, do you?
nerdylilspidey: (let me read you this science book...)

obviously it's been 84 years

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-24 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[The laugh makes Peter's smile grow. Potty mouth aside, she at least seems less... angry than he remembers. Which is good. At least he hopes it's good.]

Oh-- Yeah, you mentioned a Miles earlier too, didn't you? [He kind of chuckles, awkward, shrugging a shoulder.] I don't know a Miles, but I'm guessing he's another superhero from our universe.
bombshelled: (▼ Miles fistbump)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-25 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he's— [ She hesitates. Is it going to be weird to tell Peter about the guy who was essentially his replacement? Even though Lana knows it's not really like that, she can see how on the surface it might feel shitty on Peter's end. ]

He became the new Spider-Man, after you died. I was on a team with him and a few other people. I actually still am, in the new universe, but the rest of the team is different.
nerdylilspidey: (huh... never would've guessed)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-25 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Ever so slightly, his smile fades. His eyes widen, just the tiniest bit.]

Oh.

[He's not quite sure what he expected to hear, but it's clear to him now that it wasn't that. What does he even say to that? What does anyone say to something like that?]

Oh.

[If he had somewhere to sit, that's what he'd be doing now. As it is he just kind of... stands there, looking a bit like the wind just got knocked out of him.]

Wow. Uh. That... That's cool. Good, even. Wow.
bombshelled: (▼ worry)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-25 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's— Fuck— I'm sorry.

[ She really fucked this up, didn't she? On the one hand, she was going to have to tell him about Miles eventually. But on the other, there were probably better ways she could have done it than this. ]

I'm sorry. He's... I didn't mean to make it sound like he just replaced you. But. I don't know, I didn't even meet him until after he'd been Spider-Man for like a year.

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-26 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
No no-- [He shakes his head, waving his hands in front of him and letting out a small, incredulous laugh on an exhale.] It- It's okay, Lana. I'm not- I didn't take it that way. At all, honest.

[Well. Maybe a little bit. But he doesn't have to mention that out loud.]

I'm not, y'know. Upset or anything. [That much is true, at least.] I'm just... surprised, I guess? I just never would've thought of all the superheroes out there that someone would wanna copy me.
bombshelled: (▼ smile no mask)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-28 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That just makes Lana laugh. ]

God, you're a fucking idiot. Of course someone would want to copy you.

I fucking copied you.

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-28 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He blinks, eyes big with surprise. He genuinely looks like an owl, even as he blushes a little. Flattery works way too well on him. Mainly because he doesn't get it.]

What? You did??
bombshelled: (☠ please)

[personal profile] bombshelled 2022-11-28 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Not— Not with the spider bullshit, that's Miles' thing. And Jess' too, I guess.

But I'm a hero now! I use my powers to help people!
nerdylilspidey: (huh... never would've guessed)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2022-11-28 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[The "spider bullshit" comment kind of makes him chuckle a little. Just because it sounds funny.] Pretty sure none of us had a choice on that part.

I'm just-- Lana, that's awesome. And I'm really proud of you. But because of me?? Really?

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